Random
Source Code

Jordon

The way ignorant people/people born before 1970/people in Human Resources spell the name Jordan.

My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".

by vuck June 21, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordon

Jordon is an unpopular stupid dumbass that has no friends besides his neighbor.He tries to hide his sexuality which is gay he might have no friends but dogs quite to have a thing for them he lives in a trailer and has an extradinary small penis but fits well in dogs.He lives in a trailer with 16 dogs and him and his neighbor friend love fucking dogs.

Neighbor:hey Jordon what are you doing Jordon:Just Fucking dogs. Neighbor:Great sounds dun can I join
Jordon:Yeah just don't nut at fast
Neighbor:Ok lets have a threesome
Jordon:Yes Ive been waiting for you to ask
Neighbor:Ok lets stop taking and get to fucking

by Jordon and Neighbor April 14, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordon

Someone who is always nice, wants to be with friends, and is easy to love. She has a hard time expressing her feelings but will understand others feelings. Jordan's can be athletic, extremely pretty, and out going. You will always feel bad if you hurt her. She is usually very unique in many ways. Trust me, you want a girl named Jordan in your life.

Jordon is perfect

She is everything a guy can ask for

by hadtotellthetruth August 15, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordon

An extreme pussy lover, jordon's can't help but love the pussy, all kinds of pussy, black, white, red, even hairless! They'll even take stray pussy home with them, just to pat them.

Did you see all the pussy that guy has? man what a jordon!

by careal December 31, 2011

46๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordon Mckenny

The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.

Jordon Mckenny is the man I will keep forever

by youwillneverknowwhoiwas December 1, 2011


Jordon (female)

(Female) IS a beautiful girl with a fun personality and a determined mind. She does not trust easily and cautious of herself. Admired by many (especially men) Jordon will never be in one place for too long, she will most likely appear independent, petite, strong eyes and sweet smelling. Jordon will also have a ridiculous laugh!

Wow did you see her. She's a total jordon (female)

by Totallytrue July 28, 2014

24๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jordon Maxwell

An occult researcher of 40+ years. He studies symbols of satanism and the illuminati which he explains are all around us. He is an amazing teacher of true history and philosophy. It is incredibly educational to listen to him speak. I believe that he one of the most educated people in the world alongside David Icke, Ron Paul, Texe Marrs and Alex Jones. All these people are full of extraordinarily powerful knowledge. If TV was good for you, each of these guys would have their own channel.

jordon maxwell

by dynamitekiller September 9, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž