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A fictitious mammal with the ability to change between man and beast. In his man form he is a juggernaut with a heavy glow around him that emulates awesomeness,however in his beast form he is a clown fish...yes, just like in finding nemo. Not to exciting.
1:"Hey did you see Jory yesterday?"
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."
Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.
"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"
Dude with a big dong, hella chill, a real lad, has hella vibes, can chug a Liter beer easily
Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris
The most amazing boy in the entire world. Someone that no one that you can't help, but to love to death. He will always be my best friend. I love him.
Jory, I love you, you are the best
A beautiful, blonde, curly-haired girl that is a kickass person.
You're so incredible, just like a Jorie!
Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.
Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.
When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.
"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."