Jory

A fictitious mammal with the ability to change between man and beast. In his man form he is a juggernaut with a heavy glow around him that emulates awesomeness,however in his beast form he is a clown fish...yes, just like in finding nemo. Not to exciting.

1:"Hey did you see Jory yesterday?"
2:"yeah he beat the living dog shit out of a ufc fighter then had sex with the olsen twins."
1:"really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd."

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Joris

Dutch name, equivalent of the english name: 'George'.

"What are you doing tonight?", " Oh, Im going to Joris' and play Guitar Hero"

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Joris

Dude with a big dong, hella chill, a real lad, has hella vibes, can chug a Liter beer easily

Damn Look at that dude chugging that Liter beer while giving off hella good vibes
He must be a Joris

Jory

The most amazing boy in the entire world. Someone that no one that you can't help, but to love to death. He will always be my best friend. I love him.

Jory, I love you, you are the best

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Jorie

A beautiful, blonde, curly-haired girl that is a kickass person.

You're so incredible, just like a Jorie!

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Joris

Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.

Dude, did you see that? He just pulled a Joris.

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Joryed

When someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. Specifically something technical or I.T. related. I.E. cell phones, computers, PDA's, smart phones, software, etc.

"Yeah I kept getting these weird error messages so Dustin came over to help me but he totally Joryed my computer. It won't even turn on now."

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