Jou ma se poes

A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.

Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!

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Jou Ma Se Poes

A way to say that someone's mother is Beautiful in Afrikaans

Jammer James, Jou ma se poes

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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt

jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse

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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

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Het jou bou

Used when you're in agreement with someone during a topic of discussion.
Mostly used by informal Afrikaans speakers

Person 1:Drank koop vinaand my ou?
Person 2:Awe,ek het jou bou