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A competition between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man whore to a whole new level.
I cant believe Josh only bagged two bitches jousting last night! I know, Steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?
Jousting in Phat Guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!
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To sniff powder drugs from a metallic 'lance' - a key, or spoon.
This essential Northern English verb takes its singular name from the Medieval martial display, and like the knights of old, today consumption of the finest powders requires stamina, endurance, and audacity.
Fancy a joust of K?
I was thoroughly jousted last night.
To joust or not to joust, that is the question.
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A term originated from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, Australia, meaning to reproduce with a female in a public arena. The term is derived from the medievil jousting contest, which was a public affair, viewed by thousands.
"Uh Steve, what were you doing in the park at 5 in the morining?"
"Jousting with Lenore"
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to give "head".... best if used on friends
"damn Yvonne Tran, ur mom jousted me so hard yesterday... i cant even walk straight."
"HEY EVERYONE, Yvonne Tran jousted me and my dad"
"Joust or What?!?"
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To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.
Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.
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when a man runs towards a woman lying on a bed with her legs spread and penetrates her
Dude i was jousting this bitch last night but i missed once or twice
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