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The act of stealing a car and driving it around for a short period of time before taking it out to a secluded field and setting it on fire.
This practice doubles the adrenaline experienced by compounding the felonies committed.
It's hard to say whether it began in Detroit, but they most certainly perfected the art.
"Hey, can I bum a ride off you for a while?"
"Uh, sure; but didn't you just get a car?"
"I did, but someone took it out for a Detroit Joy Ride last night."
"Oh..."
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when you hop on a train and sit down while the train does numerous amount of routes. nothing to do.
the other day i asked a man where he was going and he said "nowhere ima just joy ride the train"
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when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age
when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.
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To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would
Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.
When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!