san juana

San juana is a really pretty girl . She is short and a great dancer . San Juana is smart and not afraid to speak her mind . You are really lucky to have as a friend or best friend . Or even as a girlfriend.

Random girl : Look a san Juana shes so beautiful I wish was like her .

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ta-juana

Goddess of beauty. A gorgeous light skinned, African American woman with locs of love. Unicorn like. If found, your life can be ruined or be a dream come true. She ain't a killer but don't push her.

Ta-juana deserves the world

Ta-juana killed my brother

OMG Ta-juana is the most genuine, sincere, and kindhearted beauty I've ever met!

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Mara-ji-juana

1. a mentally retarded term and/or name for Marijuana.
2. Another name for the great God gift that only idiots use
3. Another name for a plant that people in the world loves

Marquasha: why do smoke that?

Chris: Smoke what?

Marquasha: Mara-Ji-Juana

Chris: WTF, it's called Marijuana, not Mara-Ji-Juana *cough*retart*cough*

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Super 'Juana Galaxy

Getting Stoned to the fullest extent and pretending you
are in Super Mario Galaxy,and not remembering anything after.

Guy:Did you get Super 'Juana Galaxy'd?

Dude:Yeah,I just boned the princess.

Guy:No wonder I saw you bonin your frog.

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Tia Juana Toothpaste

A cumshot into the mouth of a female recipient from any man of Mexican decent.

Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?

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ni Chana ni Juana

In Spanish, not one nor the other.

Busqué un novio alto y guapo, pero no encontré ni Chana ni Juana.

I searched for a tall and handsome boyfriend, but found neither tall nor handsome ones.

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"juana" question

"Tijuana try some marijuana?"

Declining cannabis is easy --- if someone asks you da "juana" question, just reply dat you "don'tjuana".