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Judgment Day

The day in which one's parents become aware of one's marijuana usage, usually followed by arguing or discussion where one will feel as though they are being judged.

Mike: "I faced Judgment Day last night."
Rick: "How did the folks take it?"
Mike: "Apparently they were old hippies, so it's cool!"

by Agent 21 February 2, 2008

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mirror judgment

When someone judges you or insults you based off of your looks or personality when they have that same exact trait.

Person A: Ew, you have such ugly hair!
Person B: We have the same exact hairstyle.
Person A: Your hair is still ugly!
Person B: You're making a mirror judgment. Cut it out.

by ChameleonDragon February 18, 2018


The Judgment Day

WWE’s greatest faction outside of The Bloodline. Founded by Edge with Damian Priest and later joined by Rhea Ripley, Finn Balor, and Dominik Mysterio after Edge was kicked out.

All members of The Judgment Day are viewed as equals

by KoolKydChris April 30, 2023


Judgmental James

An easily unimpressed chef with a flawless palate, able to tell you the ingredient in an item with a single taste.

A lover of things that do what they say they do... every other product can “get out of here!”

Notoriously bad at using chopsticks and opening boiled eggs. Tells it like it is; will tell you their impressions of anything and everything without any concerns - straight to the point and sassy.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

1.)
BEN: “James, would you be able to identify the powder in front of you?”
JAMES: “It’s turmeric.”
BEN: “Anything else you can get?”
JAMES: “Ginger and Cinnamon”
BEN: “3 out of 3”

2.)
JAMES: “What’s nostalgic about this? A cucumber sandwich... Did you used to eat a lot of cucumber sandwiches as a child? Because I’m pretty sure I’d of thrown this at you...and I’m still tempted to do that, in all fairness.”

Ahh- very judgy Judgmental James today! 😂

by KhaleesiofRivia April 5, 2021


Judgment City

Judgment City is that part of town where all the buildings are of medium height, usually located near expressways, and built between the early Sixties and the mid-Eighties. Its style is some variation on International Style as exemplified by the almost inevitable flat roofs with HVAC equipment forming a "sore thumb" addendum to the roof lines. Judgment City gets its name from the sterile corporate complex that is the setting for most of the plot of Albert Brooks' satiric comedy DEFENDING YOUR LIFE.

Beige is the predominant theme of Judgment City -- beige for the cast-concrete slabs that form some buildings, most bridges, and practically all covered parking structures attached to those buildings that no longer are surrounded by enormous asphalt parking lots. Beige also shows up in more overtly pseudo-sophisticated building techniques like pebbled walls (usually more concrete but with a deliberate random design), or the vertical walls with pretend fluting that are made of a whiter shade of concrete.

Judgment City areas generally push retail and housing to its edges because in these neo-downtowns, rents are too expensive to support low-rise concerns.

If, however, you come across a newer area that is not flat-roofed and beige, but equally corporate with such building features as monopitch or steepled roofs, ziggurat-edged walls and exposed structural elements like gray PPG plate glass or red girders, you've gone beyond Modern into Post-Modern: Legoland. (See "Legoland".)

-- Recall that in Albert Brooks' movie DEFENDING YOUR LIFE, the newer retail outlets in Judgment City, like nail salons or frozen-yogurt shops, were going up on the edge of town.

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by al-in-chgo May 20, 2011

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Judgment Nut

It is when you jerk off from a distance and land your semen inside a girl's vagina or asshole from a distance

Girl: I can't believe John Judgment Nutted me last night.

Guy: Trying Judgment Nut in Emily last night is something I won't ever forgeyt

by Rodri561 November 21, 2020

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final judgment

When a lady friend is sucking a man's penis and u end her life by choking her with your penis.You then finish her off by busting in her throught making her last breaths horrible for her, leaving her doomed to walk through the afterlife with semen in her mouth and throat.

"I gave her her Final Judgment"

by mofuka January 19, 2005

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