judo

Short for "Jewish Guido" a phenomenon seen mostly in the New York suburbs, where jewish guys imitate Italian guys. They wear shirts open down to their navels, wear lots of gold chains and cologne, grease their hair, and listen to 80s rap with way too much bass in their honda civics (with spoiler, of course).

Oy gevalt! Rosenberg is such a judo, he wears a wifebeater and plays bocci.

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judo throw

the act of throwing someone over your hips in dramatic and flashy fashion onto their face or head. judging by joe rogan's expert MMA commentary, actual proper names of the techniques are irrelevant, so long as the opponent's legs fly through the air like an unintentional cartwheel.

"holy shit dude, did you see that judo throw? i think that nigga's dead."

"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."

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Word Judo

The act of confusing or mental degrading a lesser being by use of a diverse and strategic lexicon or vernacular.

When performing word judo one must be well educated and well versed in put downs (layman's terms). One must have zero disregard for the feelings and emotions of the challenger.

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Mexican Judo

The Mexican Martial art: Usually involves pulling out a concealed gun or knife during a fight.

The name comes from the accent of many Mexicans when they try to say the word "You" it comes out "Chew or Jhew" and they way they run enlish words together making the phrase "You Don't" sound sort of like "Judo"

Watch out he probably knows Mexican Judo...\

(fake accent) Judo-know if he has a knife, Judo-know if he has a gun.

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Judo Chop

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"

1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.

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office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.

Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.

verbal judo

The gentle art of persuasion, as defined by its creator, George Thompson.

I can subdue a rowdy kid with Verbal Judo in less time than it would take with a baseball bat.

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