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The one breed with more self loathing than a goth girl.
Usually extremely overweight, unattractive and promiscuous. Can usually be found on webcam in chatrooms exposing themselves.
They are the reason why people are afraid of clowns.
steve - "once i went out with a goth chick"
mike - "dude thats nothing, once I went out with a Juggalette"
both - "ewww"
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A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded teenage girl who has zero friends other than fellow Clown Syndrome patients and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They come from a usually poor background (reason why they pretend to be tough) most of which becoming pregnant by the time they are 17 after drinking faygo and pretending to be drunk. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability, usually their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.
Normal person: Wow, look another ICP fan.
Normal person 2: Yeah, wait thats a "juggalette".
Juggalette: iz iz down wit da clownz
Normal person: What the fuck is that stench??
Normal person 2: THATS SWAMP CROTCH.. NOOOO!.
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Being a Juggalette (or Juggalo) isn't about how much merchandise you have or knowing every detail about ICP. It's about being yourself- about seeing the world differently from normal society and not caring where you fit in. Juggalettes don't take sh!t from anyone, they know who they are and accept it. True Juggalettes know what it's like to be an outsider. It don't matter how many hatchetman tattoos you have, or how many ICP cd's you own, it's about being yourself and not caring if other people don't like you. One of the most important things is being a believer in the Dark Carnival and knowing when life fails you, Shangri-La will always be a place for you to go, if you truly believe- that's where you WILL go.That's my definition of a TRUE Juggalette....."Truth is we follow God, we've always been behind him, the carnival is God and may all Juggalos find him." P.S. I'm a Juggalette, and proud of it!! Yeah I have tattoos and I have kids but I am an educated individual who has a Diploma and runs my own business, I'm a contributing and upstanding member of society. I don't come from a poor or broken background, I do smoke weed I don't do other drugs or drink alcohol, I don't post random stuff on the internet and only wrote this because I was dissapointed & disgusted when I read the definition of a Juggalette posted by narrow minded uninformed people who'd put no research into their posts apart from their own personal, misguided opinions!
Peace out motha fakoos!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Person 1: What is a Juggalette??
Person 2: Ya don't know??
Well, their down with tha clownz n their down 4 life yo!
Person 1: Bout time someone who knows what they are talking about wrote on this subject!!
Person 2: Yeah!There is some random BS on here!! Anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can be heard! I feel sorry for people looking for REAL answers to questions who end up reading some of these posts!!
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Juggalettes dont take shit from anyone. There behind all juggalos 110%. You fuck with them theyll fuck you up. being a juggalette is a way of life They don't give a shit about what the world thinks of them. A Juggalette don't think shes better than everyone else. It's a state of mind, a way of life. To truly understand a Juggalette or juggalo you must be a Juggalette-juggalo Anyone can just Like a Band, that makes you a fan. If your a Juggalette-juggalo your down for anything at anytime. A Juggalette and Juggalo are almost the same but Juggalettes are Females. And no matter how pretty, ugly, fat or crack headed they look, Juggalos love them. But if they are a Juggalo or Juggalette they are Down with the Clown for Life.
Down with the cown till im dead in the ground.
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Theres more to a juggalette then just being a female insane clown posse fan. A juggalette does'nt care what you think about her. She dont depend on a man but loves havin them. A juggalette is down with the clown for life. She listens to icp and other phycopathic artist.
A juggalette is all ways down wit the clown.
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A "Juggalette" in definition is a Psychopathic Records fan, in which is a female. I'm tired of seeing the girls running around saying, "hey, lookie, I'm a fuc+in juggalette, you fuc+ with me, you b fuc+in wit da fam, i breathe da icp sheeyat."
A jugglette doesn't "breathe" their music, and it's not only Insane Clown Posse that they enjoy. They may enjoy listening to any music from Psychopathic Records. And even a little more that isn't even involved with it.
Yes, a juggalette may be a little overweight, and not as pretty as other girls, but that's okay, people love them the way they are, and if they don't we really don't care.
Not all juggalettes are overweight, I myself am not, not all juggalettes care either.
A symbol for Psychopathic Records is a Hatchet man, or a Hatchet girl. They usually have a tattoo of a hatchet girl.
They consider themselves family with one another, including the juggalo's and they shouldn't disgrace anyone, even the posers, that's just proving that you aren't truly respectful to one another in your "fam."
Most juggalettes are very territorial, also, as long as you stay on their good side, they shouldn't be rude.
As a matter of fact, I am rarely rude.
I am a true juggalette, and I appreciate the good things in life, I do enjoy ICP very much, and the rest of the Psychopathic Industry, and if you were a true juggalette, and you posted/are posting a definition, it would be neat if you acknowledged the whole Psychopathic Industry, and not only ICP, it's very disrespectful.
An example of a juggalette, is, me, I am not absolutely obsessed with ICP or any other of the Psychopathic Record people. I enjoy a lot more music than that, just as much as I enjoy any other music, yes, Psychopathic Records does have some of my favorite groups, and favorite songs, but they are not my life. I don't always date juggalos, but I have no problem with them, I am "down with the clown" and I am not fat, nor am I ugly. And I like Mountain Dew, preferrably over Faygo sometimes.
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Lets clear all this shit up ok? a juggalette dont have to be fat or obnoxious or fucked up. shit im a juggalette and im def. not fat or obnoxious and i dont get fucked up very much any more. The point is, a juggalette is just like any other chik...they stand up for their family...they love the family and the onlly diff. is that they listen and feel music diff. from other bitches. juggalettes, just like juggalos stand up for each other. they are the people that will drive 50 fuckin miles just to bail their homie out of the cell. they are the type of people that would give their lyfe to save their homies. Thats what a juggalette is. so stop dissing on us. we aint never done no shit to your punk asses!
Juggalos and juggalettes alike will do anything for family...remember that bitches!
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