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When a man proceeds to use his testicles to drum on someone's face. A variation of the tea bag.
See: nut slap
do you seriously need an example?
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Used to describe something freakishly large or overgrown or to describe an extreme case of something.
My friend is suffering with a case of jumanji crabs. (particularly ferrocious case of pubic lice)
That cat's jumanji. (Unusually large cat)
Her breasts are jumanji.
I couldn't eat all that meal, it was jumanji. (best used after an all you can eat etc)
He's got jumanji feet. (ridiculously big feet)
Have you seen the size of that? it's jumanjified (Much bigger than usual)
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Jumanji is a sick game played by people with a lot of time on their hands. The aim of the game is to deposit a fecal suprise in the opposing players bed and then when they lay in it one must call out "Jumanji" - this can also lead to a game of shit slinger but thats another story.
As the the victim slid into his bed, totally oblivious to the attackers watching his every move. Everyone jumped out and yelled "Jumanji".
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A movie I barely remember, but my memory was refreshed when this black chick in my class used it as an insult to the teacher, calling him jumanji... what the hell. It was funny, and stupid as hell. I was on the floor laughin for at least a good minute.
Say that to my face Jumanji
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A board game found in a hole that plays the drums excedingly well. Also a shit move.
Hey look, its Jumanji! Lets play!
Jumanji's on at 9:00, thats a shit movie.
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What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.
"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"
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when somthing thats good happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.
Your watching a crappy movie and the hot girl loses her shit.....JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!
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