one of the best days in da year
the most beautiful, shining and lovely girls are born on this day!
if ur name is alena, sasha, sonya or polina so ur the luckiest girl!
u gonna run the world!
мы русские с нами бог!
-when is ur b-day?
- on june 2
-maaaan ur sooo lucky!
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Only alphas we’re born on this day, they are very good lucking and gets the bitches + they have a massive penis
Person 1: Hey bro do you even get bitches? Are you even a alpha? Do u have a big penis?
Person 2: yes, yes, and yes. Ofc I was born on June 2 2003
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The international day of awesomeness. Everything is awesome that day, unless your name is Jessica.
Dude, its 2. June tomorrow, you know what that means!
Yeah, its gonna be awesome!
We should make a party!
Good idea, should we invite Jessica?
No
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Robin: when is ur b'day?
Chiara: 2 June
Robin: oh cool, that's on treat your girlfriend day
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National Annoy Your Best Friend Day
me: friend, friend,friend,friend,friend
them: omg wtf do u want ur annoying me
me: haha that’s the point is 2 june! national annoy ur best friend day.
A day where Mr. Mattern played uno
June 2 national Mr. Mattern plays uno day. is a day where Mr. Mattern played uno
Me: hey cuzzo it’s june 2
cuzzo:?
me: spend time with ur cousins day slownut
cuzzo: oh yeeee 😅