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It’s national bad bitch day. Especially if your name is: McKenzie, or Kenzie.
Yo! It’s June 9th!
Wow national bad bitch day!! Is your name kenzie?!
Yes! It is!
Wow double trouble!!
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An epic funny number day
"haha funny number"
"what?"
"look at the date."
"June 9th 2069?"
"6/9/69..lmao"
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People born on this day and year are the best people they care too much and give you hugs. Stan everyone born on this day and year and also take their food and you dead.
Omg wait Katie is born on June 9th 2008
Yes she’s amazing she does a lot of cool things.
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June 9th is a day to celebrate nolan
June 9th, National Nolan day
June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
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Between 8-12pm on June 9th is the time to blow it out to your fwb’s sending nudes. Get them fired up with your dirtiest pics. May the odds be in your favor.
The June 9th power hour, get to sending!
National cream pie awareness day
On June 9th, National cream pie awareness day is recognized and shared across the country
Person 1: Did you hear it was national cream pie awareness day?
Person 2: Of course, I’ve already given out several