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An episode of Futurama that will make the manliest of men weep.
Guy #1:Me and my friend were watching that episode of Futurama Jurassic Bark and we both started crying.
Guy #2: Same
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An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.
"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."
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A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.
richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.
friend 1: hey wanna go see Jurassic World on Wednesday?
friend 2: yes please x
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Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!
Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.
Just be thankful you spelt it right.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?
Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?
Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore
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A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.
Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.
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Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.
It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"
Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"
Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
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