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Bob : Don’t to to Jurassic Park
Joe : you can go because I want you to die!
When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
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When a woman tells you specifically not to cum in her mouth during a blow job but you do so anyway (usually by forcing her head down). She then screams and spits the load back in your face just like that crazy dino does to Nedry in Jurassic Park
Lenny was blinded when Angi gave him a Jurassic Park last night
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v: to 'jurassic park'. At peak of coitus, (from behind) the male forms a claw with his index and middle fingers, before running them along the female's back and then screaming "Jurassic Park" at climax.
"Did you see that chick at the bar last night?... Yeah, I Jurassic Parked her good!"
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When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk
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A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.
I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!
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In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.
I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass!
Don't make me Jurassic Park you.
You Jurassic Parked him good.
Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.
I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.
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