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the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"
The act of leading a girl on to believe you want something serious due to excitement of the thought of a relationship, then dropping a "I do not want to commit" bomb because 'fear' took over.
Why did you guys stop seeing each other?
Oh I got jurgened
A Cheeky Jurgen is masturbating as you cross Europe
Did you hear John went for a cheeky Jurgen on his gap year
Impersonating another person to unsuspecting passers by.
Also pretending to drink a shot but throwing behind your head at a passer by momentarily blinding them with cheap alcohol.
“Hey Barry I just cheeky jurgened that guy” “you threw a shit in his face?” “No I told him I was Jurgen Klopp” “you cheeky Jurgen!”
A guy who likes big dick in his ass 24/7
Hey i did a dirty jurgen to someone they loved it
usually a teeneger that bandwaggons "damirs".
asks for rides but contributes no gas money. a jurgen always ows money to people and will forever be in dept.
driver-"hey Jurgen im low on gas"
her jurgen- sorry man i have no gas money