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justice

Something only people who can afford it ever get. This generally involves lawyers in court playing word games and generally twisting everything the accused/victim/witness says. That's assuming the case even reaches court. Thanks to the Con party, the UK legal system is burdened down by the CPS (that's Criminal Protection Service) who tie the police up with red tape, give them countless pointless forms to fill in and generally make sure as few cases as possible reach court.

Mother: "It's about time you stopped believing in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, fairies at the bottom of the garden and monsters under the bed".
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.

by Stormsworder November 23, 2006

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justice

A saying used in conjuction with a fortunate event that has either happened, or is going to happen.

(Chris) Three hotties are coming over tonight for drinks.
(Ryan) That is total justice!

(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.
(Chris) Not justice.

by C-H-R-I-S May 20, 2008

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justice

"Justice is something found only in a dictonary", says the 19th century's unrepentant and articulate outlaw
Jack Black.
(autobiography "You Can't Win", 1926)

Example: Everywhere you look.

by rulin May 29, 2005

535๐Ÿ‘ 312๐Ÿ‘Ž


justice

Is cute,Creative,nice,amazing,out going girl! She follows her dreams and never goes with the crowd. Most likely a virgo. Don't break her heart or she will break your face

Oh man you're friends with Justice?!

Justice is so amazing

perfect girlfriend!

by Yato420 March 18, 2017

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Justice

The appropriate righteous result and consequence of a morally right or legitimate judgment ; concerning the Laws of GOD in relation to the victims of the wicked rulership on earth or trespasses by Israelites . Deut.11:21-25 Psalms50:21 Rev13:10 Luke1:71 Obadiah v:21

There will be justice and or restitution whenever our God returns.

by Onias Ben israel July 14, 2019

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justice

n. Justice is a possibility which many people commonly refer to as God, fate, or karma. Some may call it a delusion, but belief in the possibility of a justice-to-come is perhaps one of the most powerful driving forces in the world: there is hope for justice for our opinions, for ourselves, for our children, for our family and friends, for our people, for our nation, for our social class, for our species, for our fellow animals, even for our planet. Simply put, justice is what makes us human, and the pursuit of justice is what makes us good (or deluded; see the other definitions).

We fight for justice before the law.

"Shalt thou reign, because thou closest thyself in cedar? Did not thy father eat and drink, and do judgment and justice, and then it was well with him?"
King James Bible Jeremiah 22:15

"We have made you ruler in the land; so judge between men with justice and do not follow desire."
The Koran Suad 38:26

"Justice of the world is in its creativity, in solving problems, in our activity and struggle. While I am alive there is the possibility to act, to strive for happiness, this is justice."
Simon Soloveychik, Parenting for Everyone (1989)

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
Martin Luther King Letter from a Birmingham Jail (1963)

"Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."
Baruch Spinoza Theological-Political treatise (1670)

by Brent Robinson August 20, 2007

215๐Ÿ‘ 138๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justice

Sexy beast that has the biggest pp in town

Justice has a big pp

by Juicyfruit;) August 7, 2018

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