this blond chick who's kinda country who likes to have wild kinky sex with black men
Celeste: Damn, Kalyn, what happened last night?
Kayln: Oh it's straight I hooked up with the light one and you got the dark one as usual....and mine is a rapper.
Celeste: Damn nigga!
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The girl that mchief loves and wants to have hard butt sex with...
Okay maybe I stretched the truth a bit...
mchief343: man I had a fantasy last night!
KeyesBlob: about that girl right?
mchief343: hell yeah
the rest is too bad, don't wanna hurt no little kids
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A kalyn is someone you want to keep arround. She is full of love and laughter. A kalyn will most likely marry a gage.
Gage- kalyn will you marry me?
Kalyn- yes!
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Kalyns are apparently really pretty girls and are liked by a lot of boys because they tend to be hoes. They are really attractive when it comes to their looks but nobody could believe kalyn is a hoe
Oh is that kalyn? Yeah she's a hoe
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A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.
look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn
NO WAY i knew i recognized them!
When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy
βDude! I just did a dirty kalyn!β
βEw bro did it splatter?β
βEverywhere haha!!β
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