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The First Affirmative Action nomination for US Vice President. Selected primarily for pigment content of her skin and the function of her genitalia. Her political career started in California keeping primarily black and latinx people in prison past their eligible parole dates for cheap labor and committing Brady Violations to keep an innocent man on death row.
Most recently she is also the first living dead VP-elect as she was viciously murdered in the debates by Tulsi Gabbard.
Did you hear about Kamala Harris blowing Willie Brown?
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The woman who people like solely because of Identity Politics. The woman who is going to take over Biden when he finally crumbles to dust. The woman who is going to keep liberals blinded with identity politics so they don't wake up to the shit they're in
Kamala Harris is going to diversify the prison population - yay!
KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN KAMALA IS QUEEN
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A master of speech, a charming genius who became VP due to calling Joe Biden a racist-wait no *ahem* for putting people in jail for nonviolent weed possession when it was legal- wait gimme a sec sorry BECAUSE SHE’S A FUCKING GIRLBOSS! So much of a genius that her only critics are racist and sexist. Giggles away the cons!
Sane Person: To quote the amazing Kamala Harris, “The significance of the passage of time right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.”
The world: *Applause*
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The Reason we have a border crisis that isn't being handled at all. The press has an easier time finding Waldo than attempting to get interview time with her. Refuses to admit that the last thing America needs is another lockdown. Prides herself on "transparency".
Brick walls aren't transparent.
(Why are unvaccinated and infected illegal immigrants crossing our borders?)
Kamala Harris is a real piece of work
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The 2020-2024 (probably also the democratic candidate for the 2024 election since dementia Joe will be dead or in a condition where he wouldn't be able to play the puppet) "vice" president (we all know Biden isn't the president) people tend to ignore her awful past she was a DA that has put many Black people in jail for minor drug crimes (she even held evidence that would get a man out of death raw until the coury threatened her) she basically slept her way up senator she also admitted to have smoked Marijuana in the past (the irony is deadly watch out). She wasn't even likable her approval ratings were terrible. She likes to make stupid lies like she listened Tupac when she was in college (even though I don't think he was born back then, he was totally not making music) that just make her even more annoying, but every bluehaired girl on tweeter and every cuck praises her for no reason. The media also likes to pat her on the back for breathing. I was surprised that she was picked by Biden's dieper changers considering how he was attacking him (which I give her credit for Biden is a creep) during the democratic debate. Almost forgot she has roots from India and she's black because race is something that matters.
No I'm not a Trump supporter.
"president Kamala Harris and I"
Joe Biden
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K- knavish
A- and un-American
M- manipulative
A- atrocious
L- laughing awkwardly
A- arrogant
H- Handler of Joe Biden
A- a wonder she ever got elected
R- radical Socialist agenda
R- really hates the cops
I- I’ve never been to Europe.
S- Sir, what is the point of your question?
Kamala Harris is the first female Vice President in U.S. history.
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a cop who listened to music that didn't exist yet during college
Kamala Harris arrested my friend for smoking weed and now she's the Vice President!
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