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The reverse kanga is the art of laying a poo/shit/dump/turd/crap whilst sitting on a toilet facing backwards towards the flusher. This action causes the poo to run down the front of the bowl leaving a long brown skidmark.
A perfect time to drop a reverse kanga is when visiting a place that you dont like. e.g. school, random building that looks like a church in the city etc.
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The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.
I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.
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1. The kangaroo depicted on the Lambuel website wearing a kippah (yamaka) who "stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah."
2. Any other bastardized kangaroo creation made by Evangelical christians.
3. lit. A kangaroo wearing a kippah.
Did you see that kanga-jew at the zoo the other day? He must be really devout.
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When you shoot someone in the head and hang them on a clothesline through that hole.
Sometimes I just want to perform a Kanga Mangus on every person who loves Twilight.
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Doing a poo on someone else toilet backwards to get as much poo everywhere as you can.
Me: Hey that guy Wayne was such a douche.
You: Well go and do a reverse kanga at his place.
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A soccer tournament that is held in the little-known capital of Australia (Canberra). Soccer teams from all over the world come and play in the tournament. The winners of their league get a gold (not real gold) cup.
~*(GO THE KANGA CUP)*~
person 1: 'my cousin is playing in the Kanga Cup, so shes not coming to America'
person 2: 'WHAT THE F*** IS THE KANGA CUP YOU MORON?!
person 1: dont hurt me! *hides behind tree*
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