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The creation of too many puns in succession in an awkward grammatical format
I went hysterical after reciting so many puns then I realized I was pulling a kaplan.
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A very handsome male with charisma and curly blonde hair. Is often referred to as Danny or Kaplan and likes to play all sports but mainly basketball and baseball. This is a male that is short in middle school but will grow once his puberty kicks in.
Yo Jocelyn, that boy is sooooo Daniel Kaplan
Is a person who is saying right now as she reads over my shoulder, "Oh no the urban dictionary." She is also laughing right now as she looked up "purple cows" on Google. She also wants me to make a quiz for her. Bye peeps.
Hi Mallory Kaplan. How is life?
Term to describe "killing babies". Usually Rylan is a dick and has no life except for talking to fat girls usually named Daniella or Jasmine. Describing a Rylan is very hard because it has a fat mom named Kendra. If you find a Rylan Kendra in the forest...kill those Jews!
described as- Wow! I just took a huge Rylan in the toilet! rylan kaplan
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When an organization, especially a college or university, fails at providing the services or promises it bases as one of its primary assets.
It looks like I won't be graduating in time for the internship. They pulled a Kaplan Shuffle. My classes won't be available until winter.
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Billy Kaplan, an electrokinetic mutant with magical and reality warping abilities, joined the Young Avengers under the name Asgardian (which was later changed to Wiccan) as part of Vision's fail safe program to ensure the existence of the Avengers team. Wiccan and his teammate Speed are believed to be the reincarnations of the Scarlet Witch's dead twin sons. He is considered a powerful mage, and was revealed to be the Demiurge, a being of great power, destined to one day "rewrite the laws of magic" and become sorcerer supreme
Billy Kaplan, you're such a nerd
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"Hide yo wife,hide yo kids Daniela Kaplan is coming!"
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