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Okinawan Unarmed Combat, that has been treated like shit by any one of its practictioners, not to mention the most recent ones as of the late 1980's by many a snotty nosed kid and young adult alike.
Karate, or any unarmed form, should be treated like a gun and pile of bullets:
WITH UTMOST RESPECT, AND DILIGENCE!!!!
Karate is a difficult and demanding thing.
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Often seen as the vanilla ice-cream of the martial arts. People constantly argue that, for example, jiu jitsu or taekwondo are more specialist and therefore better arts.
However, given that karate teaches a wide variety of punches, blocks and kicks, it produces well-balanced competitors.
Chav at sports centre: "urrr..karate kid! Boxin's betterrr"
Me: "No, because boxers can't take your knees out"
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The unit used in measuring gold
wow 24 karat watches are really heavy
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A martial art that originated in Okinawa. It lost it's good reputation when it stretched out to the western world and started producing false techniques and used their teachings primarily for money. Karate is often misinterpeted for a martial art that is ineffective and homosexual, but when used in it's true form is actually one of the most deadliest martial arts
Jim: Hey Jesse your a fag! Now I must fight you using my karate.
Jesse: Jim I don't wanna fight you, I'll probably end up killing you with my far superior karate skills.
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a place your mommy and daddy leave you when they are busy.
karate is a camoflauged daycare center
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Karate. is for kicking peoples asses.
with karate I'll kick your ass, here to tiananmen square.
oh yeah, motherfucker,
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. yeh yehh
you broke the rules,
now I'll pull out all your pubic hair!
you motherfucker.
you motherfucker.
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the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies
Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.
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