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Karl Rove

The Deputy Chief of Staff to President George W. Bush. Many idiots believe he is the devil. These people are either ultra-left liberals or idiots who know nothing about politics. Bush is in office until 2008 because that is what the people want.

"Karl Rove is the Deputy Chief of Staff to our current president, George W. Bush."

by kaze950 March 27, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 315๐Ÿ‘Ž


karl rove

Karl Rove is Dick Cheney's vice president. Because Cheney must remain in undisclosed locations while deciding what policies the U.S.A. will follow, he requires an iterim administrator to manage Dubya day to day, and spin bad publicity. Karl Rove is a proven expert and fills this position.

A: Leaked the name of CIA informant Valerie Plame as part of his political agenda

B: After the FBI first interviewed Rove for Watergate, the Republican National Committee - then chaired by Bush the Elder-looked into the charges, decided they were baseless, and offered Rove work.

C: Entered politics by breaking and entering - to steal letterhead

D: E: F:...ad nauseum

While Karl Rove is a proper noun, it can certainly be used as verb:

Dude - my wife just caught me fucking a 17 year old - in the ass.

Shit man, you better K-rove that shit quick. Put some acid in her co-workers desk that she hates, and tell her that evil bitch is trying to split you guys up.

by -waste301 November 7, 2006

314๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


karl rove

The Anti-Christ. An embodiment of all evil.

Karl Rove leaked a CIA agent's name. Karl Rove makes me feel like throwing up.

by Ellithreia June 4, 2006

313๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Karl-Rove

n. a sexual act where the one performer defecates, placing said feces into his/her mouth and performs a blow job on the partner

She karl-roved me last night so nasty!

by garcia garcia September 8, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


karl rove

A powerful figure of myth. Commonly invoked by liberal parents to terrify their young into submission.

Soccer Mom: Eat your EnviroKidzยฎ cereal, or Karl Rove will visit us during the night and bludgeon your new kitten to death!

by tehlulz March 27, 2007

55๐Ÿ‘ 200๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot karl rove

synonyms: hot karl, karl rove

1. literally, the act of defecating on your partners stomach.
2. figuratively, the current state of the relationship between the US population and the Bush administration.

When Bush was reelected, the progressive element in America and abroad just got a hot karl rove.

by Fantastic_Dan November 7, 2004

47๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


[Karl Rove]'d it

To control or influence the outcome of events in any given situation or setting by nefarious or conciliatory means. To be the โ€˜puppet masterโ€™. To ensure a desired outcome within an event by controlling or directing the actions of others (whether through an individual or a tertiary party) usually while oneโ€™s direct involvement is veiled or ambiguous to outsiders.

"So, hey Brett, are you getting that new funding for your department?"
"Hopefully. I've been pushing some things under the table, it should all pan out in the end"
"Wow, so you really 'Karl Rove'd it', huh?"
"Oh, yeah."

by Patrick E. Kelley February 12, 2007

259๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž