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1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.
2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.
3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.
Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.
I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.
I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.
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Keanu is a stunning guy who would do anything for his gf/bf.He compliments people and ALWAYS thinks positive even if he is sad.
Guy :omg only if keanu was gay
Girl:he’s bi
Guy:Omg I need to make him fall in love with me
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A big black jungle bunny who smells like ass typically. Usually seen with own gravitational pool.
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Guy1: That guy is such a Keanu.
Guy2: yeah I can sense the dickhead energy from heat.
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The act of respectfully rejecting a lady's romantic advances by diverting a conversation or avoiding any form of physical contact.
Girl 1: I asked him to go on a date with me but he changed the subject! Am I that ugly?
Girl 2: Boy pulled a Keanu on you? Now that's breathtaking.
To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.
I totally went keanu on his a$$
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