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Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019


Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021


Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 05, 2021


Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022


Keanu Reeves

Used to replace a swear word or an offensive remark.

What the Keanu Reeves are you doing to my Keanu Reeves?

by officer buufasa February 07, 2009


Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is a godly person who had been in movies like; John Wick, the Matrix... blah blah! But who cares?! He is a breathtaking god. He should be our future president because he will help us raid Area 51! He is the best role model and his hair is great. He also loves puppies! I'm not going to explain more because you probably know a lot about him if you watch memes. :D

Dude: "Keanu Reeves you are BREATHTAKING!"

Keanu: "No, YOU ARE BREATHTAKING, You are ALL BREATHTAKING!"

by thismemerdude July 21, 2019


Keanu Reeves

An American actor that praises by Reddit for some reason

Redditor: OUR LORD KEANU REEVES

Keanu Reeves: WTF

by WtfIsathisThing August 03, 2020