Keats

Keats is an alternative word to mate, friend, buddy etc.

y'alright keats?

'ello keats!

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keating

Eating while keying on the computer at work

Keating makes work much more enjoyable

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On Keat

On track or on the way.

How far away are you?
On keat. Maybe 5 min.

keating

n; an extremely large vaginal wart. See also herpes

You know the whore on 23rd and Main? Well I heard she has contracted keating and is spreading it to all of the guys now.

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Keating

To be discovered retrospectively on facebook to have been wearing the same clothes three days in a row, probably owing to the effects of excessive drinking.

A: Wow, I've just noticed Johnny is wearing the same shirt every day in this new album.
B: I know, what a Keating.

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keates

Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.

I was out last night and ended up doing a keates in O'Neills.

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Keates

Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.

Johns gone for a Keates
"That boys a Keates"

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