(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.
"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."
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Inspires Godβs followers. BELIEVE. LOVE. FIGHT THE ENEMY THROUGH LOVE, PRAYER, FAITH AND TRUTH.
When Darkness falls, and they join the marked beast, I will remember that Keir Basileus, Will bring us peace, through GOD ALMIGHTY. AMEN.
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The act of taking so many lines and holding them like a king. A phrase often used by Pablo Escobar before his death.
Pablo said βFuck the queen, Iβm going for a dirty keir.β
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KeirMcandrew is the HOTTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE and can take down a Aidan in a second
He Also has the biggest DONG OF ALL TIME and
Shaggy is afraid of him
This is it Bois Keir McAndrew
has come to DESTROY US ALL
Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.
Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.
Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.
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When someone claims to be the Second Coming of Christ. Some will believe and others won't. It's simply a matter of faith.
If it doesn't come from love, it's not from God.
JESUS KEIR! How long are you going to continue with trying to make people believe in Christ?
You are not what we pictured, you are a sinner, you aren't from the country we expected.
You have both religous and religious people hating you. Your proof and good timing is just as coincidence. You are not enough. Stop telling everyone God loves them!
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A crazed lunatic that will believe anything convenient for them.
Donβt be a Keir Basileus unless youβre trying to turn people away. Yuck!
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