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The name people use for Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'.
"his name isn't Keith"
"my life is a lie"
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A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance
Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
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In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
"This one time, me and my buddy Keith..."
"Ellis, not the best time."
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A Keith,
A Guy that is so amazingly hott he doesn't know it. He really has no clue. Funny, considering he is so intelligent you think he'd get it.. Has a really handsome smile and these bright eyes that make you shiver and giggle. He's sweet natured and kind. Goofy and tends to do weird things like try to make you fart or bite your nails for you.. but probably the best guy you'll ever meet. Keith's are a catch and you usually don't know what to say to them except nervously texting "your awesome." Don't let him pay for you every time, it's amusing to see him get mad at the chinese lady for taking a girl's credit card over his. P.S. Amazing in Bed. Freaking Amazing. So pleasing it's unbearable.
Me: Keith! You are so sexy
Keith: No, I'm not.
Me: Seriously, Keith, Do I have to post pics to make you believe me?
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Someone with a very strange sense of humour, usually someone who never gets round to moving out from his mums, tends to attract strange minx like creatures who worship the ground he walks on
minx: do you have your own place?
boy: No, I still live at home.
minx oh, your a Keith
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The most lovable awesome guy ever... like i fucking love this kid
Never boring to talk to
Extremely Cutee
Super Nice
The Perfect kid ever
Might make me angry some times but always saves it in the end with the cutest compliments EVERR
Tends to be on the shorter skinnier side
Falls in love and sticks to them
Has Brown hair and brown eyes
Is Mysterious too most people but if he really likes you he'll let you in on his life
You've got to love this kid because i know i do <3
Girl #1: Who you txting
Girl #2: Keith
Girl #1: What'd he say?
Girl #2: He told me he love'd me
Girl #1: Aww he's a keeper definetely
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