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noun (kelb -ie)
-when you make a stupid mistake or stupid remark!
- usually stupid or blonde people make these comments
example 1
friend 1: oh i though you could get high of tinfoil
friend 2: um....NO stupid
friend 1: oh opps...
friend 2: wow...you just pulled a "kelby"
example 2
friend 1: hey i bet if you'll find the word gullible on this Doritos's bag
friend 2: okkie
friend 1: she suchs a "kelby"
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snorlax looking creature who enjoys playing video games, listening to never shout never, drinking alcohol, and eating blue waffles. kelby's dialogue consists of the phrases "nope, you would, ohhhmyyygoddd, and of course...0k' "
(how a convo would go if a girl was asking out the kelby creature):
girl: "hey kelby, i need to talk to u about something"
kelby: "ohhhhmyyyygodddd"
girl: "so...i was wondering if u wanted to go out with me?"
kelby: -shakes head repeatedly- and says "nope nope nope"
girl: cries
kelby: "you wouuld"
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Kelbi is a very kind, loving, interesting, smart, and funny person. If you know a Kelbi then you never want to let her go. Kelbi has a lot of secrets that she doesn’t tell anyone but if she tells you, she trusts you more then anyone. Kelbi always has a smile on her face but It isn’t always real. Kelbi makes a good friend and girlfriend.
Guy: who’s that?
Girl: that’s Kelbi
Guy: man she seems like a very fun person to be friends with
When you slam a hard zero, usually a chubster.
That’s a kelby kill right there bro.
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The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.
Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!
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The larval state of an old crazy cat lady.
You got another kitten? You're becoming such a Kelbi!
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A Sexy boy who can tell you Pokémon’s name as long as there’s a picture