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Kellen

Kellen is a very tall, lanky young man who is forever going to have a baby face, even when he’s 40 years old. He is extremely soft in the head but likes to use big words to make himself feel better about his lack of life experiences. Kellen thinks moving his shoulders back and forth is the only appropriate style of dancing and loves to watch Rube Goldberg projects on YouTube for fun.

Friend #1: go hug that girl
Friend #2: no
Friend #1: wow, you’re such a kellen

by Simpgurl070 May 25, 2020

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Kellen

A name meaning Warrior Woman, and is obviously a woman's name. WHY there are guys named Kellen is a mystery.

Kellen(male): Dude, so I totally just worked out and beefed up!
other dude: nice man!
Girl:you do know that is a girls name, right?

and the other definitions for Kellen on here- all for males.

by agirlsname July 2, 2010

83πŸ‘ 249πŸ‘Ž


Kellen

More than likely become gay. May have a problem with school and friendships. Has problems with his temper.

Kellen is FAGGOT

by Do Durr December 3, 2018

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Kellen

A simp

Jose: β€œhey kellen what you up to”
Kellen: β€œnot much just simpin”

by Notactuallyjose April 15, 2020

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Kellen

More than likely to be gay. Will have problems in school and friendships. May need work on his temper.

Kellen had a horrible day.

by Do Durr December 3, 2018

3πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Kellen

Kellen is a boy with curly hair, most apparently have 12 past girlfriends; but most don't stay due to his over self-confidence on his dick. A typical Kellen would say -- "My dick is 10 feet", while his amazing friends would respond with saying "Yeah, 10 feet short". He would then shut up. He likes to ask people deep questions while his white friend who also has brown hair sucks on Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Most are very short for their age; making their curly hair seem the only height that could compare to the rest of his imaginary friends. Most come in low carbs, bad taste in music, and a little amount of electrolytes, buy yours today and you'll get also a naive and bad taste in females!

"Have you heard about Kellen?"

"Uhh, Yeah."

"He's super nice!"

"Sure, I can 'totally' agree!"

"I heard a great person with not the name of Jonathan gives him great advice."

"Wasn't that Chris?"

"Man, that was a while ago; keep up!"

by Realist1010101 June 22, 2019

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kellen

A person that is just no. He wants to be just like you if you are better than him. He is not strong physically or mentally. However, he is an innocent and soft person. And cries all the time. He likes to fake cry and blames others too.

Brianna: OMG!! he's such a Kellen!
Alan: What does that mean?
Brianna: He is a crybaby!!

by Gacha_Softie<3 September 22, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž