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A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again
I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night
Kelpy nips a person who has nipples resembling the Australian dog the kelpy
Look them kelpy-nips like her mutha mean dog tits