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When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
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Removing a sex offender, a wife-beater, and a burglar from society in one night.
Kyle scored himself a Kenosha Hat Trick before he reached voting age.
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An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.
Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.
That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.
Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”
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Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.
Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.
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