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It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?
Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.
Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.
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The act of beginning to double penetrate (DP) a woman and calling a bunch of your friends over. More and more of your friends keep penetrating until the maximized 6P. At this point the goal is to create new holes getting up to the fabled 16P. At 16P you have crossed any human threshold and have achieved the Kenyan Cupcake. This maneuver is Highlly Illegal and violates most if not every International Human Rights Law.
The Kenyan Cupcake cannot be exemplified.
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a very simple skinny black penis with many battle scars and ringworm. (no known cure)
Pete was born with a kenyan popsicle
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the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive
Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs
The insertion of candies ( preferably small, but you can break a large piece or candy bar to small candy pieces) into someone's rectum, then inserting an egg beater into that rectum and begin to use until content within the rectum is creamy. Then remove egg beater put on surgical gloves on to pull out contents from the rectum and commence to eat ( McFlurry spoon optional)
Jane Doe got a Kenyan McFlurry and now she can't eat at McDonald's without having a pain in her ass and saying the safety word,"Hamburglar"
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This is when a woman has recently had a baby and her husband/boyfriend still wants to get it on. The woman is asked to perform oral sex to her man while still taking care of the baby. Thus the milkshake is the act of performing head while continuing to allow the newborn to suckle on her teet. Effectively making this a threesome including a man, woman and baby.
Att: Baby can not be older than 4 years old.
The baby is crying and I'm horny....it's time for a Kenyan Milkshake.
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A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.
"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."