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a fake magician but wont admit it, even tho he knows nat is the real magician.
oMG why wont keoni understand that nat is the real magician and he is the fake magician?
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Commonly confused with Keoini LaBang, Keoni LaBang is a name given to describe one who is hilarious, energetic, kind of an asshole, but sweet beyond measure. An identifying characteristic of Keoni LaBang is the extreme overbite they usually have. It helps them to climb trees, break open coconuts, and scoop up chunks of pineapple to eat. Usually a Keoni LaBang is a fairly talented musician; has a great ear and can sing italian opera.
Keoni LaBang. That is all.
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Keonie is a sexual goddess plain and simple. She’s always down for an adventure but she’s just as happy with dinner and a movie. She’s smart, sassy, but has the biggest heart for the ones she loves. Definitely knows how to fight. She usually comes equipped with two twin Gatling guns for biceps that would even make Sarah Connor blush. Will make up her own lyrics and you’ll be ok with it…trust me 😉.If you live with a keonie, her love language is acts of service and loves to take care of her partner. Last but definitely not least, that pu**y 🔥
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I’ve got 99 problems and Keonie ain’t one, hit me 👊🏼
Keonie is a sexual goddess plain and simple. She’s always down for an adventure but she’s just as happy with dinner and a movie. She’s smart, sassy, but has the biggest heart for the ones she loves. Definitely knows how to fight. She usually comes equipped with two twin Gatling guns for biceps that would even make Sarah Connor blush. Will make up her own lyrics and you’ll be ok with it…trust me 😉.If you live with a keonie, her love language is acts of service and loves to take care of her partner. Last but definitely not least, that pu**y 🔥
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I’ve got 99 problems and Keonie ain’t one, hit me 👊🏼
keoni is a fine ass girl who could get all the boys but chooses to focus on her study’s
oooou dats keoni ?
he is a conservative and soft spoken guy(until alcohol is added in the picture). he loves his girl with all of his heart and will do anything to keep her happy. though he might seem tough on the outside he is really a softie. he likes to be called a “Baby Dragon”. if you do call him by that name you have to be ready to face the consequences. i’ve heard from one of his seven dwarfs that he creampied her out of spite for the misuse of his epithet. looking past that he is a gentleman and a lover.
i wish that I had a Keoni in my life…