Kerb Party

The art of being stupidly drunk whilst sat on a kerb eating pizza and smoking so many fags that you cannot smoke any more. Having a kerb party.

Kate: Hey Amy do you fancy having a Kerb Party this weekend
Amy: Hell yeah they are the best kind of parties in the world

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kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

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kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb

Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...

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On kerb

When your skills have gone to shit and you need to take a break

Dylan: Fuck, this is the 3rd game in a row I've lost!
Randy: ye u must be on kerb m8

kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.

If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!