Kerb Sausage

A dog poo near the kerb stone of the pavement

Whilst walking down the strret the other day i stepped right in a kerb sausage.

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kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

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kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb

Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...

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On kerb

When your skills have gone to shit and you need to take a break

Dylan: Fuck, this is the 3rd game in a row I've lost!
Randy: ye u must be on kerb m8

kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.

If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!