A replacement for pretty much every word. Especially words such as fuck and other associated type words.
Last night that asshole was being a straight up kern.
Holy kern! Are you okay?
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Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you
<3 mib
I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt
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To place one's legs at a higher elevation than torso. Proceed to masturbate onto one's self's face. Also known as Kerning
Came home today to see John kerning himself right there in the living room
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A word that can be and describe anything; especially refers to awesometastic asians.
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one that burns, constantly, mainly hamburger buns and themselves.
kern chared the buns, they are pretty black!
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Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.
"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"
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One who is to be found in a cupboard, usu. making chicken noises.
Kern is a good bloke
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