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Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.
Person: I want to put my satellite in orbit of earth but can't because of Kessler syndrome!
An Ariel Kessler is the the name of the feeling of having jizz in your eye. When someone busts a nut into your eye you will feel an Ariel Kessler
I'm feeling an Ariel Kessler right now
When a white surfer looking guy only goes after the black girls at the bars. Also kind of a cheap ass.
I pulled a Dirty Kessler and brought home 4 black girls mate!
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A beautiful and somewhat sarcastic girl. She always has something nice to say unless you get on her bad side. The only way to get along with a girl like Sadie is to accept who she is and not who you want her to be.
Sadie can be a very serious person but she can also have a dirty mind. She is very sweet but can sometimes become a bitch and piss people off. She can also be very gentle but then turn right around and kick some ass in a sport.
A Sadie has mixed emotions a lot of the time she could be completely in love with one person will she is completely angry with another.
To sum it all up a Sadie Kessler is a beautiful, kind, sweet gentle, romantic girl with a very funny bad side. On that bad side she could be a bitch, who can easily piss you off, kick some ass in a sport or in public, be extremely aggresive, and completely despise you.
That is a Sadie Kessler
OMG she can be such a Sadie Kessler! She just cant make up her mind!!
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Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.
1 part gin
1 part vodka
1 fine waitress
Bitters
Cherry grenadine
Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.
When you borrow your coworkers van and jump it over the railroad tracks to destroy all organization inside and hours of headache for your hommie.
I Kessler bunny hopped a work van this weekend and the shelves imploded leaving tools and parts in a huge pile on the floor!
Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome
Gosh did you see Reed Kessler in the horse show today! She got first place she is awesome