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Ketamine stones

ket•a•mine stones

/ˈketəmɪn stəʊnz'/

Noun

Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: Nurse, have you noticed the recent surge in wooks coming in with severe Ketamine stones?

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 27, 2021


Ketamine

Ketamine is a gateway drug
And if overused you will end up like Harry bywater
Off your box all the time
Unable to speak
Chat more roast than radford bank
And your penis will grow to the same size as a can of Stella

“ yo sayinnnn boss you got any ket HB

“Nah shag sniffed it all shag”

Ketamine is a nasty drug and shouldn’t be used in a human body

by Big r1 dawg December 19, 2019

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KETAMINE KYLE

Local self made million, located in Aberdeen. Due to the financial crisis of 2008/9 he was forced into the dark life of male prostitution and developed a deep ketamine addiction.

Ketamine Kyle where the fucks your teeth

by mcbellend123 April 28, 2019

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ketamine kev

An insulting definition for someone from trowbridge , Wiltshire.
He is a man who once ate a rat head that had been left in a bag and pissed on. This was accompanied by sweet and sour sauce to make it more bearable. He also enjoys bumming animals (beastiality) and inbreeding with the fellow Trobridgeans resulting in unwanted births, one of which is a troubled individual only known as Rob B**ne

He is a typical trowbo.

child: "oh my god its ketamine kev, WTF is he doing with that dog/camel?"
parent: "i dont know but stay away, we should contact the police"

1: "look ketamine kev is over there, modelling his new mankini"
2: "we should contact the police"

by supercoolawsomesauce June 28, 2011

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Ketamine Hoover

Someone who is exceedingly talented when it comes to snorting Ketamine.

"Did you see Jerimiah last night?"

"Yeah my god he was a complete Ketamine Hoover!"

by KetamineOcean October 26, 2009

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KETAMINE KYLE

Local self made millionaire, that hit hard times during the 2008/9 financial crisis.

Ketamine Kyle mate, where's your teeth.

by mcbellend123 April 28, 2019

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ketamine crew

bunch of pikey munters who take lots of ketamine

:got any donkey?
:go see the ketamine crew

by gavin September 17, 2003

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