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A red, extremeley viscous liquid made from pureed tomatoes that is often used as a condiment. Was considered a vegtable by Former American President Ronald Regan.
While many Europeans enjoy eating their french fries with mayonnaise, Americans prefer to eat their french fries with ketchup.
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A vegetable, as defined by the USDA under the Reagan Administration.
Eat your ketchup and you'll grow big and strong!
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Taking a tomatoe from a burger, shoving it down a girl's pants, smacking their crotch and yelling "KETCHUP"!
Nick stole Kelly's tomatoe, shoved it down her pants and yelled, "KETCHUP!"
She was not happy.
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A tomato dipping sauce loved my millions.
Banana: What’s your favorite food?
Skyler: Ketchup
Banana: no way me too! I love ketchup!
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A word used in elementary school when "shut-up" is banned by the administration.
Brian: Hey Marcie, gimme some of those hot cheetos.
Marcie: Ketchup!
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A girl with curves, usually very hot and or nice on the eyes.
A) Psst.. dude look at that ketchup to the right..
B) You know she broke up with you, pass the ketchup!
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