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kettled

Had one to many drinks, i.e. pissed!

I so kettled, I cant stand up

by Jelly_Boy March 25, 2004

19πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


kettle

Rural drudges, no class, slovenly, aversive to hard work, dim as a used up bulb. The Kettles were originally a family portrayed in American comic films in the 1940s and '50s (the first was "The Egg And I", portraying life on a chicken / egg farm, the last "The Kettles on Old Macdonald's Farm".) In the first movie, the slow-thinking and lazy Pa and Ma Kettle, with their fifteen children, win a tobacco slogan writing contest and get a modern house with electronic gadgetry they can not fathom. Today, the term is occasionally used to describe an uncouth dufus, a rude lout, someone who completely ignores politeness and common knowledge, someone who might act like an unschooled, ignorant rural clod.

These kettles boarded the plane and proceeded to place their infant in the overhead baggage bin, as he spit tobacco juice on the aisle carpet.

by JDiver May 15, 2010

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kettle

A way to address a hypocritical, or two-faced person in an 'inside' manner.

Hey, James.. 'Kettle!' I uttered after hearing the girl go on and on complaining about the same things she had just done.

by Enlightened Serenity April 29, 2018


kettled

To suffer humiliation at the hands of another, often as a result of personal idiocy. A result of the TutRim Theory of Moderationβ„’.

Arseface: Haha, I am so much cooler than you!
George: But your name is arseface.
Impartial Observer: Kettled!

by Brick. May 3, 2005

11πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Kettle

Todoroki’s worst nightmare

Dreamwastaken’s laugh

Todoroki: *gets hit with boiling hot kettle water*

Dream: *WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE*

by Applesauces December 22, 2020

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


kettled

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.

-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!

by artizz April 21, 2006

15πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Kettle

When one has too much tea to share.

β€œStacy, i got a full on kettle to share with you right now”

by urbaaaannnnnn June 26, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž