kevin jonas

Mr. Sexy.

The greatest guitar player. EVER.

Makes all the girls hearts melt. <3

Kevin Jonas, the cute romantic one.

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kevin jonas

The oldest brother in the most amazing band THE JONAS BROTHERS. Real name, Paul Kevin Jonas II. Basically the most amazing man on the face of this earth. Not only is he beyond beautiful, he is extremly talented, an amazing role model, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet.

When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.

he is basicaly god <3

"Girls who have strong belief system are beautiful in a great way" Paul Kevin Jonas II <3

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kevin jonas

Kevin Jonas is an AWESOME guy. He is a member of the jonas brothers with his brothers, Joe Jonas and Nick Jonas.

He is one of the sweetest guys in the whole world <3

Plus, he is AMAZINGLY handsome ;D

person one: Who's the nicest guy in the whole world?

person two: why, Kevin Jonas of course.

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kevin jonas

the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.

girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?

girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey

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kevin jonas

The ugliest of the Jonas Brothers. The one who doesn't make your heart melt and can't sing

"Whose the ugly one?"
"Kevin JOnas"

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Kevin Jonas Syndrome

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.

Kevin - Wanna have sex??

Danielle - YES!

Kevin gets ready....

Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.

Kevin cries. He starts singing -

♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫

I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫

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