Key West Butt Tickler

Any moustache circa 1978, found on any hawaiian shirt donning television private investigator or general flaming homo. also known as the "Cop Moustache", the "Burt Reynolds", the "Tom Selleck", or the "Magnum PI".

Look at this dude with his easter egg button down and Key West Butt Tickler.

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Key West Mating Call

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.

"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"

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Key West High School

The biggest fiend school where everyone is addicted to flash drives and stanky flowers.

Damn that hoe Savannah Cole from Key West High School is a big booty bitch her ass must be really stank XD

Key West Sloppy Joe

The act of letting another man derive pleasure from burying his face in your ass whilst you shart.

"Jim told me he was gonna pick up a guy at the gloryhole by the Harley Davidson store and give him a Key West sloppy joe."

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key west high school

a gay pink school where a gay conch is the fucking masscot and all the teachers masterbate under there desks especially mr. welsh the princible

key west high school is gay

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key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.