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kickstand

When guy is laying down on his stomach and has a boner.

Mike was laying on his towel tanning then he got a kickstand and had to get up

by Jessus's third cousin June 24, 2010

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


kickstand

Part of the cheddar cheese combo. First a man must perform the bowling ball, which is the putting of a thumb in a womans asshole while doing it doggie style. When she reaches up with one arm, that is the kickstand. Should be directly followed by the vaccum cleaner.

I almost had her at the kickstand but instead i finished with the vaccum cleaner

by benatlastexit December 2, 2003

4πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny

Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:

SCENE: Crowded Public Bus

(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand

by creep guy ie February 22, 2011

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 18, 2017


Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".

i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!

by Jamcat77 March 2, 2014


kentucky kickstand

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.

I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021


Netflix Kickstand

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.

My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.

by Salty Goat Dog January 1, 2016

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž