Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."
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A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.
Dude I woke up with the king today!
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The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.
The King: "Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner."
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Another word for βlong.β
βLook at the line for that roller coaster, itβs king.β
βMy hair is getting really kingβ¦I need a haircut.β
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Yo bredrin have you heard the new mic righteous album?
Yeah blud it's King innit
A drinking game using all 52 cards in a deck, drawn one at a time. Rules vary from place to place, with each card meaning a different activity must be done, but the game has one common feature all over the world: the kings cup. This cup is placed in the middle of the table, with the cards around it. Whenever a king is drawn, the person who draws it must pour some of his/her drink in the kings cup. The unlucky bastard who draws the fourth and final king in the deck must chug whatever is in this cup. Can often be some nasty, ungodly concoction if people are playing with different drinks.
I almost shit myself when I saw the dreaded fourth king and realized I'd have to drink that disgusting mix of Irish Stout, Smirnoff Ice, and white russian.
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King is a handsome young man, who's very charming,smart, full of life and will one day marry someone's beautiful daughter, he will BE rich and live happily ever after
King has a big dick ..... omg I know
Awe that guy is a real lady pleaser
Wow King is smart
Dad I want to be like king when I get older
King with that fuck a nigga
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