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"Watch out for ol Klepto over there! he steals!"
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master thief.
someone with a uncontrollable urge to steal stuff.
bender rodriguez.
the IRS.
1. lupin the third
2. not sure which klepto to put here
3. "bite my shiny metal ass"
4. april 15
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Short for Kleptomane; guy who still steals
What? U stole a bike again? U fucking klepto!
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someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.
Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.
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One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.
<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>
Where is that lighter!?
Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.
Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.
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Someone who only steals when they are drunk
She stole a shot glass from the bar. She is a kleptomaniac When she drinks. She is klepto drunk
One who has an irresistible urge to steal other's quirky sayings and adds them to the Urban Dictionary.
Tempest is a klepto-urbanmaniac because she steals peoples words and claims it as her own.
Kleptourbanmania: (from Greek: ฮบฮปฮญฯฯฮตฮนฮฝ, kleptein, "to steal", Urban \u-r ban, ur- ban\ is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from the city". and ฮผฮฑฮฝฮฏฮฑ, "mania")