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the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect penis from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees
"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
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When a person is talking/describing a story or moment, and begins to mumble at the most important piece of information.
A Friend: What was that story you were talking about?
The Knighter: Right, this girl was about to scfniv reiei erijmsd sdv and then we wruv rvijerv vbtreo and it was brilliant.
The Friend: Sorry, you were just Knighting, say that again.
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To pull out your schlong and quickly tap it on ones left shoulder then quickly on ones left cheek.You quickly repeat the steps on the right shoulder.When you are finished you call out that persons name and claim that they are your bitch.
I have just knighted Pat, he is my bitch now.
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When you unload a round towards someone on a shooting game and it goes on both sides of the opponent not hitting them.
Cant shoot worth a shit today..I keep knighting people.
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When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"
When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
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the art of a male tapping his penis on the head and shoulders of a suspecting or unsuspecting female, like a knight being dubbed.
knighting can be done after sex to give approval to the female.
knighting can also be done to an unsuspecting female kind of like a raunchier chiefing.
Example 1
guy 1: "i heard you hit it with that chick last night, was she good?"
guy: "good enough to get knighted!"
Example 2
guy 1: "hey man look at that chick, she's totally passed out."
guy 2: "ya, let's chief her"
guy 1: "naw man, lets knight her!"
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The BEST, I mean BEST junior hockey team in CANADA, and the WORLD!! They achieved the title "BEST" by kicking some major ass this year, including Sidney Crosby and the Oceanic. Giving them a shut-out by the tune of 4-0, in the Memorial Cup final to be named 2005 Champions!!
Guy 1: Wanna go to a Knights game tonight?
Guy 2: Who are the Knights??
Guy 1: Dude, you suck when you don't even know who the Knights are!! I definetly don't wanna go with you now!
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