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Fort Knoxing

Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.

Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.

by thecheesecakeman September 15, 2010


Knox Grammar

Knox Grammar, located on Sydney's prestigious North Shore, is an exclusive private school for boys. In order for parents to secure a place at the school for the future inheritors of their millions, registrations must be made at birth. Fees for day boys exceed $20 000 per annum whilst boarding fees are around $50 000.

The Knox community is predominantly white and, despite accusations, is absolutely not elitist. There is only one minority group in the Knox community; Asians (around 5%). Knox boys are fairly tolerant with Asians as long as they're not "too Asian", and fair enough too.

Knox families drive either a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or a Jaguar. However, there are some who choose to drive a Lexus or an Audi - they are weird, and perhaps poor.

Knox Grammar is part of the CAS (Combined Associated Schools), an exclusive association of private schools across Sydney. The schools compete in sports including rugby, cricket, swimming and athletics. Notably the term "rugby" in the Knox community is always referred to as Union, not League, because everybody at Knox knows Rugby League is a "mug's game" played by uneducated and ill-mannered "wogs" from the Western Suburbs.

There have been four Rhodes Scholars graduate from Knox Grammar, which is reflected in their results as being in the top 60% of all schools across NSW. Notable graduates include (unfortunately Labor leader, but Knox Grammar will take the claim to fame anyway) Hon Gough Whitlam - former Prime Minister of Australia, Hon Sir Kenneth Jacobs - former Justice of the High Court of Australia (thanks to Knox Grammar's justice and anti-prejudice values), John Laws - not manipulative and not right-wing biased radio presenter and Hugh "I may star in Broadway shows and have taken over from Peter Allen but seriously I'm not gay because I went to Knox Grammar" Jackman - actor, to name a few.

Knox Grammar is fanatical about rugby. If you don't play or at least enjoy rugby, you are considered a homosexual, probably from the Eastern Suburbs. The Knox community considers the Eastern Suburbs "a concrete jungle full of pretentious Jews".

Knox Grammar is arguably the ultimate education a man can get.

Knox Grammar Boy 1: My God Charles, I was driving the BMW to school this morning and I saw someone arrive in an Audi.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: How awful, are you alright?

Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, have you heard Richard is playing soccer this season?
Knox Grammar Boy 2: That's rather gay.

Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, you know that Asian boy Harold? Well his father made less than $500 000 last year.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: Mmm, I heard. I think they're living on the streets now.

Eastern Suburbs Boy: Shal...
Knox Grammar Boy: Go f*** yourself.

by Svedeman March 18, 2007

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The Knox School

A Boarding school found on the north shore of Long Island, where, if the students are persuasive enough, they can get away with anything. It's beautiful campus was the former summer home of an almost president and many say that the main girl's dormitory, Houghton Hall, reminds them of Hogwarts. The sports team have little to no skill, with the exceptions of horseback riding and soccer.

Apart from the scholastics and student life, there is another dimension to The Knox School. There is an Indian burial ground in the back yard of Houghton Hall and many have claimed to see ghosts wandering around campus. The main places to find these spirits are in the hallways of the girls dorms, in the meeting room, and in the barn.

The co-ed population of this school only consists of a little over 100 students. If you have any hidden secrets, they will find a way to be exposed on this campus.

This school is full of outdated traditions, such as subjecting the female population to wear floor length gowns and elbow length gloves during graduation, and daily morning school meetings which all students are required to attend. Others include sit down lunch and dinners, where one student from each table serves the position of "waiter." This position rotates on a schedule. A lantern parade marks the end of the pre-graduation ceremonies where every student is required to march with their class holding a paper lantern and chant their grade's song.

I went to The Knox School and learned how to keep my composure during a serious scandal.

by minnikiddy December 6, 2009

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Knox Hill

A dope rapper/Bar breakdown Genius

Knox Hill is one of the goats at breaking down bars

by Eminemstan17 March 1, 2021


Knox middle

The worst middle school on earth

Knox middle can suck my monster cock

by Jaredwetz February 27, 2018

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Mr. Knox

a prankster-gangster that will prank anyone STUDENT OR TEACHER NO ONE IS SAFE who happens to be an electrician, and will yell if u cut his pre-bent 90 PVC pipe

Christian: WHY THE HELL IS MY BAG FILLED WITH ALL OF THIS
Mr. Knox: I do not know ask Charlie
Gavin: That's Aiden's wet dream

Mr. Knox: WHY
Josh: I thought it was scrap
Mr. Knox: WHY, you are like those kids who expect to get away with muder WORKMANSHIP GRADE WENT TO HELL!!!

by TheRealPablo November 18, 2021


Mr. Knox

a preppy english teacher usually wearing very tight pants. likes to have a lot of women so he wont seem like a fruit. sexy.

He is such a Mr. Knox! what a man whore!

by fairy from wonderland April 3, 2009

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