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The act of hugging/attaching ones self to another in an attempt to cuddle. This act often involves the use of your arms and legs and inhibits the other from being able to move.
All I wanted to do was cuddle but my girlfriend was not in the mood, so I just started koalaing her.
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A type of marsupial that pretends to eat eucalyptus leaves. The truth, however, is that these leaves are almost nutritionally useless, and that the ebil koalas must resort to fiery warfare ending in bloody cannibalistic feasts upon scorched koala flesh that last centuries. In spite of this insanity, many people, especially female people, are fond of them.
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Untrimmed bikini line/pubic hair that escapes the sides of your underwear, resembling a koala's ears
Her bikini line was so wild, when she wore panties, she was totally going koala
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"The Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus; sometimes also spelled Phascolarctus cinereus) is a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore endemic to Australia, and the only representative of its family, Phascolarctidae". Don't fuck with them.
Check out that Koala just chillen, eatin Eucalyptus.
You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.
You don't talk about the Koalas.
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A person who clings to the couch, gets stoned, and sleeps. Much like a koala who clings to trees, gets high off the eucalyptus leaves, and sleeps most of the day.
Jane: Did you go to the movies with Tom?
Sarah: No, all he does is get baked, plays Call of Duty on his couch, and sleeps!
Jane: What a koala!!
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When someone hugs or shows affection to someone that they don't actually like, maybe they have an ulterior motive or are just to nesh to show what they actually feel....
That Judas really Koalaed Jesus when he kissed him.....
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A sexy beast that made mistakes in the past and is rekindling her friendship with her BFF. She has always loved her bff and never wanted to hurt her. Times have been rough for poor koala and she was in a really dark place till she grew a pair of nuts and now is a single Pringle. Koala now realizes that this is what she needed All along and a bff to help her get through anything. Loves u Banana bushy
Koala is very banana, loves you 🍌🧡