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when a professional sports team loses by 50+ points.
The New Orleans Hornets recieve a Komodo Dragon Cumslanging every time they step on the court.
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When a girl pulls your dick so hard, you start breathing fire
Erica was komodo draggin' me last night and my sheets were no more after that
A komodo dragon is a man who persistently keeps going for the same (uninterested) girl, until she is worn down enough to give in and eventually relents.
After years of persistently trying, John finally got with Sarah. That guy is such a komodo dragon.
Where you spaff in a girls mouth and she proceeds to spit it at passers by.
Crazy bitch pulled a komodo dragon on that bitch, she's messy on jaeger.
A sex move in which you eat undercooked/raw chicken and don't brush your teeth for at least 2 weeks before performing cunnilingus on a female and try to give her a UTI (urinary tract infection)
Me: "Yo bro lat night was so crazy."
friend: "What happened bro?"
Me: "I gave Stacy that Komodo Dragon."
friend: "Nice, I wondered why your breath smelled of shit."
The religion Based off of Komodo Monster and his council of Immortals.
I am aloyal follower of Komodoism, The Great Almighty Komodo Monster shall rise again, and the final judgement shall commence.
A Kommodo can be defined as an anthropomorphic lizard man who exhibits traits associated with alcoholism, such as a tendency to consume alcohol excessively, erratic behavior, or a love for tavern life. This fictional creature could be imagined as a lizard-like humanoid with scaly skin, sharp claws, and a fondness for strong drinks.
"The Komodo slumped against the bar, his scaled hand gripping a mug of ale as his forked tongue flicked out to taste the foam, eyes glazed over from one too many rounds."