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Its all good, everythings fine ect.
Bob: Hey how are you?
Pete: Its all kosh,
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Acronym for King Of Shit Happens. A state where everything that could go wrong, does and in a bad way.
I had kosh over the weekend. I was attempting to remove a screw on a manifold, but it was already stressed and the head broke off. So I drilled a hole in the remaining screw shaft to use a bolt extractor. Setting the extractor in place, the screw pushed into the manifold because it was originally drilled and tapped too deeply. I could have used a magnetic tool to grab the screw IF it were steel, but it was not. So I would need to remove the manifold to get to the screw. To remove the manifold though, the main engine harness needed to be disconnected and when I attempted that, the ancient plastic connector crumbled to pieces. I called the parts store for a new connector and was told that this specific part was no longer manufactured, but a special order interchangeable part from a very rare Ferrari was available- for a price...
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To play it cool or smooth in a tight situation. Origin: Kosher, Kosh is short for kosher.
Dude #1: Dude, isn't that Kristen coming this way?
Dude #2: Yeah dude, she's smoking hot. What I wouldn't do to get with her.
Dude #1: Dude. Just keep it kosh man or you'll blow your chances with her.
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A person with a small ass dick , like the lil kosher pickles at the store
her: he got a baby kosh
friend: what’s that?
her: a lil ass dick
Alternative name for Stella Artois premium strength lager. Also known as wife beater. Refers to the after effects suffered from a night on the lash.
The morning after his 'liquid kosh' fueled binge Dave lost all feeling in his legs and went blind in one eye - 'Result' he declared.
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The most stupid moron that will ever walk on Earth and is dookey cheeks at basketball, and he can not even spell michael jordan
osh kosh is so dumb he needs to get his head out of his crack.
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